Wangye, Your Consort Is a Walking Disaster – A Chinese Historical Romance E-book

Wangye, Your Consort Is a Walking Disaster e-book

Wangye, Your Consort Is a Walking Disaster (Esthalis: Nire)

She came to avenge her twin—betrayed by Li Wang’s jealous consort. Getting revenge? Essential. Stealing a Wang for herself? Even better.

Yang Xiuying is the daughter of Long Yu Island’s most powerful lord—though the arrogant nobles of Jian Kingdom’s capital see her as nothing more than a girl from some backwater island. Perfect. Let them underestimate her. She’s here for one reason: to destroy the vicious primary consort who ruined her twin sister’s life in Li Wang’s manor. But why stop at revenge? While she’s turning the capital upside down, she might as well claim a Wang for herself. Lucky her—she’s already married to one. Unlucky him—Qin Wang, the kingdom’s most feared general, got stuck with her thanks to a weapons trade deal. Armed with zero shame, a razor-sharp tongue, and absolutely no respect for anyone’s authority, Yang Xiuying is about to show this entire kingdom that mermaids don’t play by human rules. Chaos? Guaranteed. Comedy? Non-stop. Regrets? Not a single one.

A lighthearted Chinese historical romance—99.999999% comedy, 0.000001% drama. If you love a heroine who’s skilled, savage, and hilariously shameless, this one’s for you.

❓ What to Expect:

A mermaid heroine with zero shame, a razor-sharp tongue, and absolutely no respect for anyone’s authority
A cold general husband who has no idea what he’s gotten himself into
Palace intrigue, scheming enemies, and chaos at every turn
Revenge, romance, and laugh-out-loud comedy from start to finish

📌 About the Story:

This novel is a Chinese historical romance set in the mystic era of the Esthalis Universe. It’s a romantic comedy that dives into the chaotic life of a mermaid who finds herself in an arranged marriage with a cold-hearted general. If you enjoy the forced proximity trope where a grumpy sunshine duo has to survive each other’s company (and a fair share of sharp-tongued banter), this story is for you. Expect plenty of laughs, a bit of fantasy, and a lot of things being broken—mostly the hero’s patience.

🔥 THE MERMAID’S REVENGE

When a sweet mermaid fell in love with a Wang (prince) from Jian Kingdom, she transformed into a human and followed him to become his concubine. But she was framed by his jealous primary consort and drowned.

Now her wicked twin sister is coming for revenge.

🐟 FROM CHAPTER 1

In the dead of night, a woman was stuffed into a cage and thrown into the river.

“Wangye, this concubine was framed!”

“Gag her,” the Wang’s primary consort commanded. “These excuses are unbearably annoying!”

SPLASH!!!

The cage sank. The beauty who saved his life was gone.

🐟 FROM CHAPTER 2

On a distant island, news of the drowning reached a powerful family.

“I’m going to chop off that bastard’s head and boil it for Zhen’er to eat!” the father roared.

The door flew open with a loud BANG! A young woman with fierce eyes stormed in—the twin sister.

“Where is he?! I’m going to boil his bones for A Zhen to eat right now!”

“Excellent! I was just about to boil his head. Let’s go together!”

🐟 FROM CHAPTER 3

The kingdom’s officials came to trade for the island’s rare ore.

“Name your price, Island Lord. Anything within our power.”

The twin sister spoke up. “Then how about you bring us a Wang to exchange?”

Everyone’s jaws dropped.

“What do you need a Wang for?” her father whispered.

“Play with him like Aunt plays with human men! Their lifespans are so short. Play with them a bit and they get old and d*e. Once they all d*e, I’ll seize Jian Kingdom and make it mine!”

🐟 FROM CHAPTER 4

“Those people must be squeezing quite a bit from us for the ore.”

The Wang nodded. “Quite a bit. I even had to offer myself in exchange.”

His attendant blinked. Then—

“HUH?! What did Your Highness just say?!”

🐟 FROM CHAPTER 5

In the bridal chamber, Yang Xiuying sat cracking her knuckles.

CRACK… CRACK

If this Qin Wang dared to abandon her on their wedding night, both he and his kingdom would face her wrath.

The Wang lifted her veil—and froze.

Exquisite beauty. Flawless. Large, innocent eyes.

And a smile that made him feel like prey.

“Greetings, Qin Wang. This consort is called Yang Xiuying. Pleased to finally meet you.”

🐟 FROM CHAPTER 6

The Wang’s primary consort—the one who’d drowned her sister—grabbed her from behind.

Yang Xiuying had been waiting for this.

“Ahhhhh!” She screamed—then spun around and slapped the woman so hard she flew across the room, cheeks swollen like dumplings.

Then she turned to her husband with pitiful tears. “Husbaaaaaand, that woman suddenly lunged at me from behind. I was startled and accidentally swung my arm…”

She held out her hand, waiting for help.

He just stood there.

She waved her hand emphatically.

He finally took it—then scooped her up in a princess carry.

🔥 The revenge has just begun.